The Drunk Thread

Anyone started yet?

 

I’m currently not drinking, so no

 

Still on the motorway, arriving at destination in 27mins, drop bags off, go find a pub, makes sure we got a seat for the game.

 

Good luck getting a seat

 

Ta mate, might be a struggle tbh

 

Are you driving to Hull mate?
Come and watch it at mine if you’re struggling

 

No drink for me either, have some indoors, but can't be arsed.

Might watch the tennis later, Federer v Norrie. It says it starts at 2.45pm, not sure if it's on BBC1 or 2.

Then watch both footie matches after.

 

I shall start drinking at 5. Watch the lions game first.

 

Six for me. Got my brother and nephew joining me.
Got a fridge full of lager plus what my bro will bring. I've left the wine and just in case lager in the car.

 

Think I'll mix myself a large rum and ginger beer.

Had a couple of Goose Island ipa as warm up, time for the good stuff.

 

Got so ****faced last night I went to bed on 60 minutes muttering to myself "**** this, I've seen this **** before, we all know how it ends."

 

Surprised you remember muttering that

 

The missus and my lad to thank for that. Think she takes great pleasure in reminding me of all the stupid **** I do when drunk.

 

I feel that’s the only reason are placed on this god foresaken planet. To remind us drunk ****s of what we did

 

Got so hammered last night that I text a girl saying I loved her. Now she’s trying to call me.

**** that

 

It's her dad on her phone....

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Her dad luckily lives in Italy and can’t speak a word of English

 

Drinking and Texting should be limited like Drinking & Driving.

 

I agree! There should be an app which locks your phone so you can only call people