1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic The four word story thread here!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

Page 1330 of 1606
  1. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2020
    Messages:
    8,751
    Likes Received:
    25,238
    a cold as she
     
    #26581
    azzuriswan, Dec 5, 2020
    Didley Squat, LIBERTARIAN and Wooperts_duck like this.
  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    146,678
    Likes Received:
    267,345
    wasn't wearing her vest
     
    #26582
    Wooperts_duck, Dec 5, 2020
    azzuriswan and LIBERTARIAN like this.
  3. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2013
    Messages:
    14,666
    Likes Received:
    19,728
    because the lice had
     
    #26583
    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 5, 2020
    Didley Squat, azzuriswan and Wooperts_duck like this.
  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    146,678
    Likes Received:
    267,345
    had eaten most of
     
    #26584
    Wooperts_duck, Dec 5, 2020
    Didley Squat, LIBERTARIAN and azzuriswan like this.
  5. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2020
    Messages:
    8,751
    Likes Received:
    25,238
    the wedding cake before
     
    #26585
    azzuriswan, Dec 6, 2020
    Didley Squat, Wooperts_duck and LIBERTARIAN like this.
  6. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2013
    Messages:
    14,666
    Likes Received:
    19,728
    starting on Jeremy Corbyn's
     
    #26586
    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 6, 2020
    Didley Squat, Wooperts_duck and azzuriswan like this.
  7. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2020
    Messages:
    8,751
    Likes Received:
    25,238
    bike which tasted quite
     
    #26587
    azzuriswan, Dec 6, 2020
    Wooperts_duck and LIBERTARIAN like this.
  8. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2013
    Messages:
    14,666
    Likes Received:
    19,728
    nice when smeared with
     
    #26588
    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 7, 2020
    Didley Squat, Wooperts_duck and azzuriswan like this.
  9. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2020
    Messages:
    8,751
    Likes Received:
    25,238
    raspberry jam all over
     
    #26589
    azzuriswan, Dec 7, 2020
    Didley Squat, Wooperts_duck and LIBERTARIAN like this.
  10. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2013
    Messages:
    14,666
    Likes Received:
    19,728
    the handlebars which were
     
    #26590
    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 7, 2020
    Didley Squat, Wooperts_duck and azzuriswan like this.

  11. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2020
    Messages:
    8,751
    Likes Received:
    25,238
    slippery because of the
     
    #26591
    azzuriswan, Dec 7, 2020
    Didley Squat, LIBERTARIAN and Wooperts_duck like this.
  12. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    146,678
    Likes Received:
    267,345
    owner's shocking reputation as
     
    #26592
    Wooperts_duck, Dec 7, 2020
    Didley Squat, LIBERTARIAN and azzuriswan like this.
  13. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2020
    Messages:
    8,751
    Likes Received:
    25,238
    a bent car salesman
     
    #26593
    azzuriswan, Dec 7, 2020
    Didley Squat, LIBERTARIAN and Wooperts_duck like this.
  14. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    146,678
    Likes Received:
    267,345
    not like Swiss Tony
     
    #26594
    Wooperts_duck, Dec 7, 2020
    azzuriswan and LIBERTARIAN like this.
  15. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2013
    Messages:
    14,666
    Likes Received:
    19,728
    ' The Toblerone Kid ', who
     
    #26595
    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 8, 2020
    Wooperts_duck, Didley Squat and azzuriswan like this.
  16. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2020
    Messages:
    8,751
    Likes Received:
    25,238
    couldn’t eat all off
     
    #26596
    azzuriswan, Dec 8, 2020
    Wooperts_duck, LIBERTARIAN and Didley Squat like this.
  17. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    25,206
    Likes Received:
    60,136
    The hotel dance floor
     
    #26597
    Didley Squat, Dec 8, 2020
    azzuriswan, Wooperts_duck and LIBERTARIAN like this.
  18. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2013
    Messages:
    14,666
    Likes Received:
    19,728
    as revellers prepared to
     
    #26598
    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 8, 2020
    azzuriswan and Wooperts_duck like this.
  19. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    146,678
    Likes Received:
    267,345
    remove their smelly socks
     
    #26599
    Wooperts_duck, Dec 8, 2020
    LIBERTARIAN and azzuriswan like this.
  20. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2020
    Messages:
    8,751
    Likes Received:
    25,238
    to put them close
     
    #26600
    azzuriswan, Dec 8, 2020
    LIBERTARIAN and Wooperts_duck like this.
Page 1330 of 1606
: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

Share This Page