I actually thought similar today. I was on a walk in Spain, alongside an irrigation canal and the only other people on the pathway (wide enough for vehicles) were cyclists. With his passion for cycling, assuming he still does cycle, the area might be of interest to him as it is so cyclist friendly. I am even considering buying a bike myself.
With all the **** that’s happening in the world these days , I thought I would post this . it’s in aid of charity. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-63176832
I've just worked out that if that profile is extended south, the Queen's arse originates at Portsmouth. Not sure where that puts us though.
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.
A man walks into a doctors. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor. "It's... um... well….. I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "how do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove.
My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands. With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having.
The vagina is the best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger, It's self-lubricating, It accepts any size piston, It even changes its own oil every four weeks. It's a shame that the management system is so ****ing temperamental...
Just made this cheesy, garlic tear and share bread. Each section has a piece of cheese in it and my go to cheese is usually Gruyère, because of it’s melting quality, but have used a Spanish cheese today. The inserted cheese pieces haven’t melted as much as Gruyère, but tastes pretty good.
Saving lives at sea promo from the RNLI. https://rnli.org/support-us/on-tv-s...ctCampaignType=CAMPAIGN_MAIL&actSource=504650
Her: At least invite me out to dinner. Him: I don't go out with married women. Her: But I'm your wife. Him: I make no exceptions.
I didn't know where to put this, but here's as good as anywhere I expect. I used to do IT and knew how to do things like share FB videos. I've recently changed careers to lone in the pharmaceutical industry and have already forgotten how to do computer stuff and I don't care. https://fb.watch/g8dbwrgSeu/ It's very funny. And football related If you've got Facebook, I think the link works. If not, I expect somebody clever can get it to play.
How do I change my user name and location? I have just moved to NZ and would like edit my profile. Thanks
Click on your name at the top of the page, then on Personal Details. To change your name look at the list on the left of the screen and scroll to the bottom of the list.