The handcart to hell is still on target

Pretty much every one a wid

 

It makes a change from the Metro!

I do also check out the Independent but they don't have as much mong click bait. I leave others on GC to check out The Guardian as that is the sauce for an entirely different level of beel.

 

Can I remind members to keep posts down to a minimum 50 words ffs.

Not got time to read your pish. Got drawings that need colouring in here.

 

Bump
http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/23/dont-...s-or-ladies-head-teachers-are-warned-7101550/

Don’t call female pupils ‘girls or ladies’, head teachers are warned

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Headteachers are being told not to ‘constantly remind females of their gender’ by referring to them as ‘girls’ or ‘ladies’ in school. The advice came this week from the Government’s former mental health tsar Natasha Devon.She added that staff should be conscious to only use gender-neutral language when speaking to pupils. Ms Devon said that she believes it is ‘patronising’ to walk into an all girls’ school and say ‘girls or ladies’. Speaking at the Girls’ School Association annual conference, she added that the same rules should apply when addressing male pupils.
She said: ‘I don’t think it’s useful to be constantly reminded of your gender all the time and all the stereotypes that go with it.’
Another reason not to use gendered terms is that ‘there may be transgender pupils’ in the room.

They'll be saying we can't call our secretaries Sugar Tits next.

 

what a ****ing boot

 

Wouldnea get away with this s**t at The Marcia Blaine School for Girls!

 

Ah wid

 

‘I don’t think it’s useful to be constantly reminded of your gender"

Easier said than done when you have a cock and balls as a constant reminder.

 

She chose the Girls´School Association annual conference to tell people not to remind girls they are girls

 

Mad eh?

btw M7, someone was accusing you of being a joke thief last night, I think it was ST.

 

Yeah, I saw that, thanks for grassing up ST though

 

BUMP

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/06/milit...uple-who-received-death-threats-7289908/#mv-b

A militant vegan has met a couple of dairy farmers who received death threats after they posted pictures of their new calves online. Joey Carbstrong, 31, told Jonny and Dulcie Crickmore that what they did on their farm to produce dairy products was the same as ‘sexual abuse’ because animals can’t consent. He told them: ‘Cows are artificially inseminated with a fist up their anus. When she can’t produce any more, she is murdered for her body.’ The trio met after Carbstrong hit out at Jeremy Vine for having a ham sandwich in the studio during an interview and the Crickmores spoke out about the death threats they’d received. Carbstrong was asked if it really could be called rape by Philip Schofield on This Morning. He responded: ‘If the victim is a human being we would call it that.

If they are trying to inseminate a cow by fisting the anus it won't work. This was on the This Morning Show.

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When asked if the cheese was a problem, the campaigner told Jeremy: ‘The cheese comes from a mother who had her children taken from her, and had hands shoved in her anus and was artificially inseminated with bull semen. ‘If you stand by and watch, that’s akin to standing by and watching someone abuse their wife and not saying anything. ‘If you didn’t intervene, then you become complicit.’

Not content with making a c.unt of himself on TV he then said the same thing on Radio 2.

He's a guaranteed Wid for Tina though.

 

Hold on, hold on...

Are you saying you can't get pregnant from fisting?

 

Well I certainly can't, at least I haven't yet.

All this Meat Is Murder stuff is getting on my tits and it's about time it stopped. Not sure How Soon Is Now though.

 

I like The Smiths

 

GC rules are that you are meant to come back with an even worse pun than the one before. All you had to do was Ask, you lot really depress me, Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now.

 

The one with the tattoo is my double actually

 

Diesel dikes

 

I think it's the genes. It's the same wi' downies. They all look the same too. @WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM to confirm.

 

Mum 'fat shamed by workman who told her to keep busy and eat less'

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/mum-fat-shamed-workman-who-11983507

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