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I like Mon

 

Would you shaft Greta Thunberg she's over the age of consent?

 

I don't think she is all there is she? Meant to be autistic or summat. Might be construed as taking advantage of a disabled person, also as far as looks go she's a bit of a munter and if my previous searches are to be believed she's not got much in the way of tay-tays. Also wouldn't fancy the pillow talk, it would be carbon footprint this, renewable energy that. All you really want is for her to shut up and bring you tea and marmite toast in the morning, not bang on about the environment.

The age old dilemma. Are you a nonce for knowing she is 16 but looks a lot younger and would schtupp her regardless or if she was 15 but looked like a 20 year old stunner and you banged it anyway.

Both options are wrong but only one lands you in B-Wing with an orange jump suit and no contact with other inmates for your own protection.

In answer to your query it wold be a Naw from me, she looks like Tin Tin for f.ucks sake.

 

https://www.her.ie/news/one-dublin-...en-sex-slaves-in-return-for-cheap-rent-307672

 

You really need a radio phone in show.

 

Regular thing everywhere. I'd let a landlord pump me to save me 6 ton a month tbh.

 

“I am a landlord with 2 vacancies for houseshares. I am offering 50% of for tenants willing to have some fun. Nothing weird or very frequent…say just twice per month. Women only.
I can rent out rooms for 400 euros, but If we have this agreement, I can rent for 200. Maybe less if we get on well.
Send a sexy photo and your phone number, then we can arrange things further”

Nothing weird or very frequent, then goes on to say just twice a month. Make your bleeding mind up mate!

 

KYSASAP

 

Oh, I love Cyprus!

 

If you got 2 birds in then you could get 4 rides a month

 

Grove . OK we have Ahmed on line one , today we are asking how young is too young ?

Ahmed . Well as Muhammad said praise be upon him , if you can't cram it into your 6 year old wife just spunk between her thighs.

Grove. Come on now Abdul , sorry Ahmed this may sound like blasphemy where you come from but you can easily deflower a six year old you just need to kosh her first to stop the scratching and wriggling.

Ahmed. I'm baby sitting the nieces today maybe I'll give it a try.


Grove. OK mate good luck , now peanut butter or marmite on your toast ?
We have Roger on line 2

 

You take that back! Retract that right now you bastard!

Peanut butter on toast? Are you some kind of sick freak?

 

Of course I would sign up . Everyone knows I am against bigotry of any kind, especially when applied to religion.

FTP

 

Everybody luvs a menshy

 

*cosh

 

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https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4729715/teen-blind-crisps-chocolate-nhs-blame/

A MUM whose son went blind after only eating crisps and chocolate, blamed the NHS and questioned, "What else could I have done?".
Opticians told the mum-of-five to take Harvey straight to hospital, where tests revealed his vitamin and mineral levels were all dangerously low.
Kerry previously told The Sun she suspected the teenager had nutritional optic neuropathy after it was revealed a boy from Bristol went legally blind at the age of 17 after eating only sausages, chips, Pringles, white bread and processed ham. After ruling out other conditions, doctors pinned it down to the lack of nutrition in his diet. Today, appearing on This Morning, Kerry said she believes the NHS could've done more to help her son.
It was suggested that doctors could have offered Harvey vitamin supplements which in turn could have improved his vision.
But she said doctors didn't offer Harvey anything of the sort - and even told him it was his responsibility.

Kid got fussy at the age of two, fat c.unt of a mother blamed ADHD and let him eat Wotsits (great choice btw) and chips but now says it is the fault of the NHS for not giving him vitamins.

Just look at her f.uckin coupon, classic compo face. Do not be at all surprised when some shyster of a lawyer is trying to sue the NHS for negligence.

 

The sad thing is that so many of these women would qualify as a "wid" if they lost half their body weight.

 

Wut

 

Ah wid

 

Kids who are fussy eaters need to be taught a fkin lesson!!

Eat your dinner or fkin starve - always found that to work well.