The handcart to hell is still on target

A slap across the back of the napper is what we got

 

The reason kids are fussy is because they're not hungry enough.

Kids come in from school "Mum, when is dinner? Two hours? I'll just get a snack just now" BOOM - you've lost the battle.

No snacks and you'll eat all your dinner because you'll be fkin starving!

Never done Berandette and Declan any physical harm though the mental scars have yet to surface.

 

Jesus,where will it end?I wonder if he left a handprint on that bird's chest?
https://news.sky.com/story/justin-t...face-photo-it-was-a-dumb-thing-to-do-11813573

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Only problem with that is the little scrotes threaten you with being reported to Child Line for cruelty. I've told my two that if they want to report me to Child Line then by all means let social services take them away on a little holiday to the foster care home where they will soon find out it isn't at all like Tracy Beaker.

Maybe if the dopey fecker of a mother took Tubby Magoo to see a nutritionist or child psychologist 16 years ago when he first started being fussy her kid might have actually been able to get weaned off the crap he's been allowed to eat. I can't promise that my two get their 5 fruit and veg a day but it is at least available so that there is a healthy choice.

It was her "what more could I have done?" attitude that f.ucked me off. The obvious answer to that question is "you should have done more you fat mess"

"I can't finish dinner because I had some toast when I got in from school"
"No pudding unless you eat your dinner"
"But I am full up"
"If you are full up you won't want pudding then"
"But I need something after dinner!"
"Have an apple then"

Parenting 101 iirc.

 

Mibbe, Wid, Wid, Naw, Wid

 

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/18/dad-refuses-get-job-not-psyche-10764027/

A dad-of-three who refuses to get a full-time job denies exploiting the social housing system because of his ‘minimalist impact on society’. Matt Allen lives in in a council flat with his children, who he doesn’t send to school and lets set their own rules. He claims the money they save by not using the NHS or state schools makes up for the family claiming benefits for their housing. Him and his wife Adele co-sleep with their all of their children, refuse to give them mainstream medicine and let them decide what to eat and when to go to bed

This useless twat is soon to appear on our TV screens again going on about how is life without rules makes perfect sense. His kids can't write their names and on a This Morning appearance one of them took a piss on the floor of the studio.

Reckons he is saving the tax payer money by not using the NHS or sending his kids to school.

I suppose leaching off the state and never having a job makes this f.ucker an absolute legend to some on here.

 

Sounds like Ciaran


Just joking Cris

 

I don't think any of us would be surprised if your kids reported you tbph

 

The witch-hunt continues and yet this geezer was celebrated as being the great new hope for a better future not long ago. He said something to the effect that he didn't realise what he was doing was racist at the time but he realises that now. How is it racist exactly? If colouring your skin is racist then I reckon dyeing your hair is also, if you are coloured and make your hair blonde for example. Or if you straighten your curly hair or perm your straight hair. What about clothing, is it OK to wear another culture's costume? If the Indian getup is not allowed then neither should an Indian wearing jeans be.

I think the members of General Chat should rise-up against this PC bollox at our next curry night, I say blackface and turbans should be compulsory. Who's in?

 

It should be a hate crime for blacks to wear suits , unless they are waiters or butlers.

 

Words fail me. Is it just slang terms for woman that they want to ban? Where's the equality there? Never heard of "besom" btw.

 

Or in court.

 

The dictionary definition of woman is now considered hate speech .


https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45650462

 

Get your frock on @GroveRanger you madam can now be a girl guides leader .

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45642054

 

No,no,no gone to far,he was enacting Arabian Nights ffs Shakespeare gonna take a hiding.

 

I'm a libertarian: if someone born with a cock wants to call themselves a woman, I say "go for it". But why object to that definition? It is the main definition of the word by far. Often words have many, many definitions in the dictionary, some really obscure. They all get listed but still the most common definition(s) are at the top of the page and constitute the everyday-use meaning of the word.
Also, why does the woman who paid for the board give that much of a toss? Ex-hubby a cross-dresser?

 

She is a feminist and feels as though men dressing up as birds or not women.

For example a trans police man can give cavity searches to women.

The push back is necessary.

This is the lady here .

 

Nevermind being a leader, they presumably sleep well away from the girls, the pretendy tranny teenage boys will be sharing a tent with the girls, poppin' cherries.

 

There is a chance some randy young red blooded male may slip on a uniform and identify as gender fluid.

I can't wait for mediocre Sunday League football players to identify as women and start playing for England ladies teams .

Best chance of us winning anything

 

The only way out of this conundrum is for every male to have their cock and bollocks chopped off at birth. Like Tina did.

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