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The Helmetmeister

Discussion in 'Bournemouth' started by Hoddle is a god, Jan 6, 2018.

  1. Calling all Cherries fans!

    Please beware of the poster known as The Helmetmeister (aka Skiddy).

    This bell-end infests a the Prem board with his brand of uber-banal ramblings. If his infection spreads to you board, get your mods to ban the fcuker before it's too late.

    I'm not sure how much longer you lads are going to be in the Prem, but the last thing you need is for what remains of your precious time here to be ruined by the ramblings of that knuckle-shuffler.

    You'll thank me for it.

    Anyway, thanks, lads.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Oh dear <laugh>

    You've got him on ignore, yet still felt the need to start a thread about how he's ****ed you up on the Bournemouth board.
    You are one sad **** HIAG.
     
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  3. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    It seems everyone on this board has Hiag on ignore
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG was clearly fishing for some support from his local Bournemouth Conservative club members.
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    They have seen his “tragic act”

    Hiag the tragician :)
     
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  6. I should be mod on this board.
     
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    He cries out to be a mod and do you remember when he tried to usurp his own on the Spud board because the banned him to cool off. <laugh>

    It’s a sad story of an egocentric fat bald mid 60’s failure who’s been passed over all his life and had reverted to the intranet solace from what he sees as a cruel world that’s done him down.

    I guess my banning him from the Chelsea board SEVEN years ago affected him so badly that he still feels the need to attempt to sully my reputation through hatred and vengeance.

    What a sad silly little man he is.
     
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    Which branch of the conservative club mate ?
     
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  9. I don't live in Bournemouth, Pix.

    My reason for being here is simply to teach Cherries' fans about certain undesirables that infest this site, so that their mod can be sure to ban them.

    If there is no Cherries mod, I am offering my services.

    You've got to admit, that it would be a real blast watching The Helmetmeister go into meltdown when I ban his sorry ass from this board, yeah?
    <laugh>

    You'd have to watch your step, too, of course.
     
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  10. Libby

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    You ****ing tragic ****.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I mean near Bournemouth mate.
     
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  13. Nope.

    I live in Basingstoke.
     
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    Nope that was just a piss take mate. Some of the lads are arranging a trip down to Bournemouth / Poole to come and see your band play in the local conservative club. We'll cheer you on. We'll be able to spot you because you're the 6'4" brick **** house with a crop of curly blonde hair. :)
     
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  15. <laugh>
    Some of the lads in the biker club will make you very “welcome.”

    They have a lot of patience with dickheads who pop along to take the piss when they’re trying to watch the band.

    I’ll introduce you, Pix.
     
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  16. So, you admit that when Skiddy was banging on about me living in Basingstoke, you knew he was talking through his arse, yeah?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    When you say ‘biker’ you mean Conservative don’t you ?

    You trying to threaten me with your blue rinse pussy brigade ? <rofl>
     
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    He was taking the piss out of you mate :)
     
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  19. Where the Hell have you got this idea of a Conservative Club, Pix?
     
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  20. Nope, he genuinely believes the **** he spouts.

    It's good that you have finally admitted that you know that.

    Well done, mate.
     
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