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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 27, 2014.

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  1. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Probably doesn't even run it anymore. Know when it kicked off the first time, he said people should give it another go.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Dec 28, 2014
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A man received the following text from his neighbour:

    I am sosorry James I've been riddledwith guilt and I have to confess..
    Ihave been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.The man, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife .

    A few moments later, a second text came in:

    Bloody autospell! It should read "wifi, not "wife" . . . . ..
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 28, 2014
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    like for
    acs
    pulp
    astro
    heed
    jpf
    apaco
    fred
    apparently there is a like brothel over at barnsley
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 28, 2014
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  4. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    oh thanks and I liked you ttoo
     
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    PattyNchips2, Dec 28, 2014
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    there you go patty
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 28, 2014
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  6. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Liked everyone
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    FFS ACS, you have problems <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 29, 2014
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  8. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    After some likes BG <laugh>
     
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    Heed, Dec 29, 2014
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    like returned.
    This feels odd... lol.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 29, 2014
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Agreed.
    I got 99 problems but a 'like' ain't one... hahahahahahahahahah.
    PS- Just 'liked' you hehe :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    He's 'like whoring' the dirty little get.
     
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  12. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Seem to have re-caught the obsession <yikes>.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I like you... do you like me?






    I send pictures xxxx
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 29, 2014
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahaha I'm stealing this <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 29, 2014
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  15. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    In the season of giving to receive, I like all of you so hit me.........
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Dec 29, 2014
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I tapped that
     
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    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    A couple take their son to the circus. After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn. While he is away the little boy notices something hanging down between the elephants legs. "Mommy, what is that hanging down on the elephant?", the boy asks. The embarrassed mother says "Oh, that's nothing honey", and is relieved when the father returns with the popcorn. Not satisfied with the mother's answer the little boy waits until his mother leaves to use the bathroom and asks his father "Dad, what is that hanging down between the elephant's legs?". Dad answers, " That's the elephant's penis". The little boy says, "Well how come when I asked mom she said that it was nothing?". Dad leans back and says "Son, I've spoiled that woman..."
     
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    PattyNchips2, Dec 29, 2014
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  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    having this one
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    everyone on this page liked
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    some of you have been liked more than once
    addicted to likes already
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 30, 2014
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