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  1. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    I suppose everyone deserves a like
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Liked everyone on pages 3 and 4 hhhahhaaa
     
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  3. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    <cheers> I like lots
     
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  4. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    we all like your avatar
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Good cos ACS is a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser.

    stinking piss flap he is.
     
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  6. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    yours is ok :)
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    ahem
     
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  8. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    Cant see your avatar clearly
    It could be Elton John in a wig
     
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  9. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    Liked a few :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    THE SILENT TREATMENT

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home
    and were giving each other the silent treatment.

    Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
    to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
    of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
    was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

    Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
    noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
     
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  11. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    I like a brothel
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You filthy cheesy chip munching Pennywell prowling, blue pop guzzling piss stain of a mackem bastard.
    Off topic.. hope you had a good Xmas Comm xx
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    up to date on my likes chaps.
    Enjoy!
     
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  14. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    like you all
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
    and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
    As the bartender gives her the drink she says
    'I'm on this cruise to celebrate
    my 80th birthday and it's today.'
    The bartender says
    'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.
    In fact, this one is on me.'
    As the woman finishes her drink
    the woman to her right says
    'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
    The old woman says
    'Thank you.
    Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
    'Coming up' says the bartender
    As she finishes that drink,
    the man to her left says
    'I would like to buy you one, too.'
    The old woman says
    'Thank you.
    Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
    'Coming right up' the bartender says.
    As he gives her the drink,he says
    'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
    Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
    The old woman replies
    'Sonny, when you're my age,
    you've learned how to hold your liquor...
    Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
     
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  16. Agent Bruce.

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    Like this
     
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  17. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    Liked a few
     
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  18. Rafa's Championship Party

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    This guy deserves to be in here.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

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    An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
    His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
    He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
    "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
    "Here boy" he replies.
     
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  20. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    hi kiwi
     
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: like better than rep, tag me up ladies, filthy like whores, I like a good like, like a rolling stone, kiwi was here, spank this like whore!, no f'ker likes kiwi's, kiwis watching you lot, LIKE KIWI

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