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Off Topic The little fella’s name

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hairy Injector <laugh>:afro:
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Yet you tell everyone you shave?!
     
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    Power pecker <monster>
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

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    You're supposed to use the chart and the names related to your initials not just tell us what you ask your wife to call it.

    <doh>
     
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    The space invader.
     
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    Twanger.
     
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    On a tangent, what do people call their missus's fanny? Stench Trench, Cock Socket and Toothless Blowjob are the ones I tend to go with.
     
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    Pleasure beef

    Isn't that a theme park in Blackpool?
     
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