In my clean out today I found an old Scythe, around 4 foot and still sharp. I may carry it around on my next dump excursion.
Tradesman who you ask round to your flat to give you a quote for work and they then just can't be arsed turning up.
I think a logical approach to dog crap would be to DNA register all dogs and then when there's a 'full untouched' turd found on a path it is DNA tested then it's owners are hit with a £50 spot fine rising to £500 for the 5th offence. Drivers get clobbered for putting public health at risk on deserted country lanes so why not dog owners who leave turds lying around near schools. I was once out for a run and saw a woman let her dog crap on a pavement. She looked shifty and was looking round to see if anyone noticed. Imagine her surprise when a fat lad (not as fat as Obi) bounds up and says 'excuse me madam but did you realise your dog has just pooed on the floor'.... cue embarrassed look and scurrying around in her shopping bag for a Tesco carrier to pick it up with. Taking it a step further... what about horse ****? I'm forever tripping over foot wide turds up on the Derwent Walk. I think horse owners should be forced to return later with a spade to pick it up. This will give parity with the poor dog owners.
Have faith Mr T. Of better still.... set up the Watford match day thread..... you've promised to do one!
As I said prior to last nights game I say what I see not what I want to believe. We are the worst tean I've seen for about 25 years.
You can't be accused of being positive about Newcastle, plenty say what they see, doesn't mean they all have the same opinion, that is what makes life so interesting. Would be boring if we always had the same opinions.
****in deal or no deal. bunch of idiots opening boxes then getting depressed because they made the wrong choice, then making the person who opened the box depressed as well, like they had any control over it. Fantastic to watch hoping they lose everything though, and interesting to watch noel edmonds actually being a purveyor of misery without anyone really seeming to notice. I noticed this show was still on the other day. Just let it die.