Alf. Does that stand for Alien Life Form? I knew yernited dragged plastic supporters in from all over the place, but other galaxies........ Anyway. read the post. Liverpool don't suck; we blow and we blow HARD, see.
Come on you lot. It's a bit quiet on here? Is this a Camberwell Carrot??????? UNITED STINKS. Is that better?
Its a pitty then that they are selling part of the club to pay off a large chunk of dept http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14574131
Another classic here (enjoy) - Q - What's black and white and red all over? A - A newspaper. It could also be a Zebra/Panda with sunburn. How about this. Whats black and white and goes bump bump bump? A nun falling down the stairs. Whats black and white and goes ha ha ha? The one that pushed her.
What is black and white and extremely dry? Whats red and white and extremely dull? Old Trafford on match-day.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Liverpool fan? A: A battery has a positive side. Q : What do you get if you cross K.P.R and Liverpool Football Club? A : Nothing, because there is no connection (yes I know that one was ****e, but still).