Last night, the missus asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said: "To be honest, I didn't even know he played cricket!"
I asked the Librarian: "Do you have Great Expectations?" She said: "I did but ended up working in a library".
The M6 and the M1 were in a bar bragging who was the hardest motorway, a little pink lane walks in and they go deadly silent. Barman says whats up with you two youve gone all quiet , they said we dont want to upset him hes a cyclepath.