Tis the season ... for selfish twats wandering around indiscriminately coughing and spluttering virus all over your area Loads of it around right now
On the third day of crapness my true love gave to me: Three French Fries Two turtle mochas And a bucket of KFC
same.... pumplkins now an actual thing. fathers round here competing with me for best carved. all in the bin after... now painting outside of pumpkins etc.
They're not even Halloween related now either. Just seem one on Facebook that a mates done; it's a ****ing 1960s VW camper FFS Kids are supposed to dress up as a vampire, witch, Frankinstein, etc but they knock on the door dressed as superman or a ****ing teletubby!!!
yeah, we had some clowns with light up glasses who were well old enough to **** right off. waiting for the fireworks now next year i am going to have to get about 7 pumpkins. My plan is to make a olaf snowman using 3 pumpkins cos the arsehole next door got to giant pumpkins to bate my witch on broom pumpkin. its a serious one upmanship thing now. the guy down the road did a white unicorn so i think he's secretly a bronie even if he has a daughter as an excuse. #firstworldproblems
First time in years I made a smidging bit of effort; I've done a handwritten note for the front door that says "Not home. Please do not knock, it'll only upset the dog. Thank you"
hope this is not to scary for you all, but here is my one year old grandson dressed as a vampire please log in to view this image
Ironically, that lad (and the youngest) has my hair (when I had some) PS... the white face paint makes the hair look a touch ginger, it isn't at all. It's as blond as blond can be. The eldest is ginger though
Ah...dog cowering in the hall... dick teens of this generation think it's much cooler to fire bangers into garden resulting in me threatening to beat the **** out of them, they threaten to bring their Da, I tell em go ahead, I beat the **** out of him last time he slabbered too. Feck sake...they hang around outside the old pensioners house ....pussies...at their age we were doing the big bottles of cider and quarter bottles of vod in the woods on Halloween. It's all gone wrong somewhere
They've already done that buy 5pm, that's how they become Johnny Big-Bollox (bit like when Eric Wimp eating a banana)