white bread ain't good for you, makes your turds like torpedoes and stretches the sphincter to bursting point
Then I bet your sphincter is stretched like a Trans in maximum security black only cell, bet you could get an unpeeled jaffa orange right in there, and still squeeze it for fresh juice on second thoughts, scratch the fresh part
I read in the International press that the reverend has recently placed the Church and Nunnery into liquidation I'm not sure at this stage what kind of liquid he has in mind, probably Gin, knowing him.........