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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by BobbyD, Jun 6, 2019.

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Your stomach would dissolve a razor blade.
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    I can't even use Whataspp these days, ****ed far too many off and they jump on me like a bunch of ****s as soon as I go online.
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    Your body has enough iron in it to make a 3 inch nail.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The Chilean Grey Baboon can eat it’s own turd up to 5 times before he thinks about going to find something new to eat.

    Matth also does this.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 6, 2019
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    If Pinocchio says “My Nose Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

    This one hurts my head!!!
     
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    Quesadaad, Jun 6, 2019
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  7. Skylarker

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    You laugh but I have to blank people, people on here will back that up <laugh>
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You cant travel faster than the speed of light
     
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  9. Treble

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    We have a winner <applause>
     
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  10. BobbyD

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    You obviously havent watched star trek my boy. Or babylon 5 or lost in space etc etc
     
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  11. Treble

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    This one needs a bit more detail.
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    100% of people in my house have ****ed their best friends mother.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  14. BobbyD

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    Hippos are the most dangerous animals in africa (they kill the most humans)
     
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    Only cos they're too busy looking out for the lions!
     
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    Nicholas Cage took magic mushrooms with his cat.
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Walmart has a lower acceptance rate than Havard.
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

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    Its a bit to complex for some here

    But in short you need infinity power to travel that fast
     
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    It's also extremely dangerous to feed bees to babies.
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    Cows have regional accents.
     
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