The weight of the biggest lass you've been with

21 stone

 

@DMD phone sex doesn’t count

 

Some of the threads that people come up with

 

Did you make her get on the scales before she left?

 

Jeez Commie! You know I never thought to ask her. If I ever see her again I’ll find out for you....

Edit: Oops, sorry Saffy. I just assumed this had to be a Comm thread...

 

Yeh, first glance you would think it was a Comm thread...

 

****!...

I just assumed it was him! I mean who else?....

 

Someone went apullin at sea world

 

Had this fat divorcee when I was a string bean years ago. Bang pretty face but about 15-16 stone. Took me home for coffee and tied me to the bed and fooked my brains out. Decent **** too. As they say tried it once but not that large again.

 

That's what I was thinking, "thanks for that love now pop on there I've got a thread to do.".

 

I'm thinking he did some quick maths while lifting her up, he stepped on the scales and deducted his own weight from the total, and the slice of pizza she was holding... then his legs gave way and she crushed him into her folds.

Nobody seen him after that for 4 months.

 

I’ve gone big in my younger days after a skinful but never touched the heady heights of 21st......that’s serious ‘don’t give a **** if it stinks like a rancid cod fillet’ territory

 

There's literally no good place to shag a chunker. I wouldn't take her back to mine out of fear for the welfare of my fridge, I defo wouldn't take it in a hotel and have the shame of a £600 room service bill and I wouldn't go back to their place as I couldn't face the prospect of sixty fish fingers for breakfast.

Best to avoid.

 

Wise words, but at the time.......

 

At best I would bang her in a mates flat.

I remember when I was in the forces a lad made a fatty civvy get in his boot so he could get her on camp cos he told her she wouldn't be allowed on without ID. It was cos his mate was on guard duty

 

I've previously told a story about a guy I knew who shagged a fat nurse. It sent a couple of the Chelsea boys into a tailspin. I guess the board wasn't as ****ed up back then! Deirdre will have it on file so she can retell the tale.

 

Two Ton Tina from Tyne & Wear ....

... what a fookin question

 

I bet you’ve tackled a few munters in your time....

 

Honestly? ... nope ... made it my rule never to sleep with a girl that I wouldn't want to do again in the morning. Some of my mates (and cousins), in marked contrast, would have done anything with a pulse and a hole

 

Ha. **** all to do with me mate.