The Winlympics

Really?

I'm sure the Scots are Olympic champions in Curling at this very moment.

It's this delusion that's made this once proud Union an albatross around the neck of Scotland. You Nigels are mental.

 

You are indeed mate ... Queens and Princes (not Kings ) of crown green bowling on ice... very well done

PS whilst I was born in Leicester, I'm mostly of Irish descent and just taking the time out to have a little gentle fun with you cranachcan flavoured fannies

 

I forgot, Curling is a ****ing massive sport.

Next you’ll be telling some scotch kid has won a spelling bee

 

Curling is a massive sport mate. Just cos Nige doesn't play it you think no ****s else does.

It's this supremacist bullshit that is sinking the good ship UK and makes Englanders the pariah of the western world.

 

If you were born in Leicester you're English pal. You would be better keeping the Irish stuff secret. You have enough problems coming from Leicester.

 

Doesn't crown green bowling have a hump in the middle of the green? How is that comparable to Curling? Normal bowls possibly but not Crown green.

It's stupidity like that that has destined the worlds oldest union to the big wheelie bin of history. You will miss us when we break free from the shackles of English lunacy!

 

Curling is massive, you’re right.

 

No secrets here buddy ... could have been worse, great grandfather could have come over much further north ...indeed, got a fair quota of Scottish blood too ... in fact I would be entitled to wear the tartan of clan Ross ... that is, if I fancied dressing up as a woman

 

Crown Green purely for poetic licence and the guarantee of a bigger bite

 

Great Britain

 

Yer English, deal with it!

 

Used to be until you lot fùcked it up.

 

I'm always right bro.

You should know that by now.

 

I am what I am ... a mix of English, Irish and Scottish with daughters who are half Welsh... I am the home nations

 

I hear you may have a little issue with the Irish. Luckily I don’t think they do curling.

 

Not at all. I haven't met an Irishman I didn't like.

Pseudo Irish folk, that's another story.

 

The medals look like cheap ****ty chocolate coins

 

... my surname is in the top 8 most common in Ireland ... but I identify as wholly English because I happened to be born in Leicester ... two daughters with my Welsh missus ... one born in Neath hospital and one born in Luton & Dunstable ... poor loves ... different nationalities but exactly the same bloodline ... **** me Aldi, you are a bit of a simpleton at times ...

 

... available at Aldi ... named after a jock simpleton

 

Honestly mate, you're trying to hard here!