I’ve just ordered our architects to design my extension mate, no **** my original man cave has been taken over and now my new little bit of space has been taken over, I’ll be sitting in that little gap behind the toilet before long ffs. Getting the house extended in an L shape two stories so will practically double in size and I bet I still end up sat under the stairs on my Xbox.
She had one on holiday for a few hours at the shopping centre and she didn’t like it, kept climbing out.
My mate came in boasting he had just bought a G wagon and thinking he was the don, turned out he had bought that for his kid. I think he is HIAG
She steals it from me mostly. I found one of her bags stuffed full of cash a few weeks ago, I actually took a pic and asked her WTF she was doing, it was like she’s planning to leave me
It might have been for your xmas pressie, but you you blew it. Now you're getting a 3pk of ankle socks.
No way was it my Xmas present, I’ve only asked her for one thing, and that’s to let me have a day out on Boxing Day without her bothering me.
Generally love Xmas but it can also be a tremendously sad time - my old girl used to make a delicious Xmas dinner - used to have at least 2 different stuffings, pigs-in-blankets, slab of sausage meat, cranberry and bread sauces and all the veggies - then the old man died - I was 19. None of us wanted to do Xmas that year - ended up going to the Belmont Hotel in Leicester, me, my mum and my grandmother (dad's mum) - the food was fine but it was hard to eat. Never really recaptured the full 'magic' until my own kids came along. My current missus is one of 4 and our eldest daughter was the first of 6 grand kids for her mum - whole family has historically gone down to her mum's for the Xmas holiday - lives in a 4 bedroom lodge cottage in a small town at the edge of the Brecon Beacons - when the kids were all young it was fantastic - all getting up in the morning opening their pressies together - the mother-in-law is a fantastic cook and her Xmas dinner is on a par with the best my own Ma ever did ... Unfortunately, my mother in law has been in hospital for months now and is going to be bed ridden for the rest of her life - this Xmas is going to be incredibly sad as part of it will be visiting her in hospital - my missus wants to at least see her on Xmas day ... back to where I started - can be a wonderful time but can also be heartbreaking. Hope everyone on here has the former ... and many of them
If you haven't seen this - pretty ****ing funny (well made me laugh - but then the other half IS Welsh )