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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The breakfast of champions. What do you like on yours? Any preference for the bread?

    For me the ideal has to be a crusty white bloomer, real butter and a decent spread of Satan's earwax (Marmite)
     
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    I enjoyed my bowl of Fruit and Fibre while watching the Turkish terrorist atrocities this morning.
     
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    It all makes sense now...

    Grave Raper is ER's long lost ugly downy son.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Two slice of Mother's Pride plain, Lurpak butter, covered in bacon, with poached eggs on top.
     
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    Sainsbury's walnut cob. Proper butter, marge is for leave voting chav scum. Haven't had brekkie yet so not sure whether marmite or marmalade this morning. Nothing with golliwogs on though , this is the 22st century. Tea, hot strong and the colour of brick dust.
     
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    Toast. The breakfast of poor people.
     
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    What do you eat in the morning? Cock?
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    It's all about the ratings, look how many pages the Soup thread got!!
     
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    No, I'm vegetarian. Don't touch chicken.
     
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    Sounds gay, AR.

    Pumpernickel. Lurpak. Wilkin and Sons' Morello Cherry. Ethiopian coffee. Snout.

    And I collect golliwogs.
     
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    plain bread, slightly on the burnt side with lurpak and salt, with the contents of a munchiebox on top

    hefty munch
     
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    Oats with mixed nuts, honey and cinnamon, then whey shake, then Berocca. Will be having my eggs then in about 40 mins

    No bread :( cant touch toast. Was having a staring contest with a tiger bloomer loaf in Tesco yesterday
     
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  14. Gambol

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    Who won?
     
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    Do keep up, I'd already done a breakfast thread ages ago so decided to focus on the toast itself this time round.

    Lurpak seems to be rather popular, I'm more of an Anchor man (expect this to be edited for comedic effect)
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    But it's the only time I have toast - my Sunday brekkie.

    Lurpak is the King of butter. Accept no substitute.
     
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  17. GroveRanger

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    Meant to be a thread about toast, not a thread about not being able to have toast.

    Oh well, before anyone else gets to it;

    Toast with Fiona Apples
    Toast with Mark Almond spread
    Toast with Nene Cherry jam
     
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    A draw. Knew if I got it for one slice i would actually eat the whole thing myself in one sitting. So got a tiger bap as a compromise. No pasta in my lunch today to make up for it
     
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    Fat ****, eh?
     
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