Perfection (although it looks like someone has wiped their arse on it) please log in to view this image
At the risk of getting "oh jakeys pyoor great isnt he", opposite in fact. Its an absolute **** to get back in , and stay in, the 10 -15% bmi range. Developed a spreadsheet to chart out my nuritional requirements, any over indulgence in one day will have to be accounted for over the next few days.
In fairness when I do get toast, it must be close to incinerated. Cant stand people serving me what amounts to warm bread
Me arse you can't beat Kerrygold butter though after Thursday you probably won't be able to get it anymore.
If it is so sh*t why not post something original of your own? Oh, I forgot, you only lurk in the wings ready to pounce on someone else's threads with one of your witty comebacks like ^^^^ or ***** or "do you have Downs Syndrome?" It's toast. Bland, pappy, stodgy and not that important. I thought you of all people would have appreciated it.
And to think when your economy was going down the ****ter, I actually bought Kerrygold to support the leprechauns. Ungrateful basterds.
I could also copy thread ideas from the Metro and ER, unfortunately I'm not thick as **** We've debated everything to **** on here, had at least 3 threads for every topic and I'm at work so can't browse news sites like Ciaran or Acworth. Enjoy asking random scottish people what their favourite type of toast is though
You can smuggle it into the mainland using boats. The illegal immigrants could stuff their pockets with butter.
Without us to counter the rush towards eurofederalism, you'll soon be eating low fat, gay friendly, health and safety regulation compliant einsatzgruppenbutter only.
