Transfer Rumours for Jan 2023

As long as you stay away or watch us Staines Lol

 

He was bang average in his prime

 

I'm getting some right piss taking from some mates over the Martin signing. What the **** has happened to us?!?! Yes we need a striker, have done for a few years and this is the best we can ****ing do?!! Would love to see the dossier our superb scouting bloke did on Martin. Big fat lump, no pace, old as **** and **** scoring ratio. Snap him up, he's just what we need. Ffs we really are in the ****. Obviously our youth set up is ****ing crap if there isn't even a single player we can put on the bench. Depressing times being a 'not true' supporter.

 

Alfie Lloyd apparently....out on loan at Eastleigh....my pal at the club reckons he should've been recalled and given a chance around the first team squad rather than dig up some old dinosaur

 

Don't be bloody silly steels, Critchley has a great reputation for developing players in their mid thirties. It's one of the reasons we brought him to the club

 

All we have left is hope mate

 

We are having another season of doing absolutely nothing so why not blood some youngsters. Personally I would play Armstrong for the remainder and get another young lad on the bench. Develop our own cos we won't spend anything!

 

Mr ‘Untouchable’ Ferdinand would have signed this off. Remember that when it all goes to sh*t.
Another one to add to his list of success stories.

 

It's hard to believe we had a player of this quality at QPR once upon a time. Especially that goal down the wing and banged in from miles out.
Brought the house down. Maybe CM will do the same! :-;

 

Certainly one of the best.
Ainsworth had those two long range volleys in the same game about 15 or so yrs ago. They were pretty special too but Remy probably tops them all.
I suppose Taraabt must feature in there somewhere too. Maybe the Fulham one.

 

And the twat Sinclair's overhead kick ?

 

We definitely need another experienced player in the young squad. A free transfer replacement for Dykes for the rest of the season after we freed up some wages letting the likes of Bonne, Thomas and Niko go, is the way to go especially if it keeps is on the right side of the P&S limits. Martin apart from providing cover for Dykes, is a man for the likes of Armstrong to play off and learn from. Have seen all kinds of the dark arts from Martin before, ours need to learn more of that. He has played a lot for Bristol the last 2 seasons, just hope he can stay fit with us.

 

Has anyone heard from Utrs yet

 

Home.

 

Yep, that too.

 

I was there for Rob Hulse’s only home goal for QPR. That was quite special and great in its own way.