Off Topic tut tut baldy nut

How's about this for you, mate? ... it's subtle ... yet maintains your 'identity'

 

Ive had one twice, and both times been told by pretty much all that I look like a complete wrongun and I don't have the most trust worthy face as it is.

But I'll deffo go skin when/of I have to.

Nothing worse than a bloke with no fukin hair pretending he has fukin hair.

 

Sitting in the garden, Mary ... soaking up some rays ... couldn't be much more chilled ... roast lamb today so I don't have to do **** all

 

Bit racist.

 

It's supposed to be MC "Hammer" ya plum ... if you still don't get it I'll PM you later with graphs n'stuff

 

I reckon it's best you just explained your mild racism in front of everyone so we can all understand?

 

Just have ... graph sent

 

Ill start you off.

MC hammer is black bro.

 

Really ... what if he identifies otherwise? You denying him his rights? ... and his royalties.. by saying Ern can't buy that wig?

Not sure anyone could sink much lower without getting fag ends up his nose ...

 

I was thinking more along the lines of

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last time I shaved off all my hair I hurt my neck a week later, the look was almost complete, just needed a big scar and silver suit.

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Ive got a decent scar on my face so a skinhead don't go well

 

Salah and Firmino? ... you turning plaggy fanboy, Ern?

 

Hasn't changed at all since Ocean's Eleven mate. Well done.

Can I also thank you for not posting a picture of your chest hair.

 

Would scare you buddy ... not least because there is a massive **** off scar running through it vertically from neck to sternum ... then 3 more horizontally below (where they had the drains) ...

 

My hair has receded over the years...seems to be at a stop now...suits me though because I’ve got a lovely shaped head.

Salt n pepper all over but I’ve been shaving it since I was bowt 28. Shaved it off because I’d kept it long for 6 years prior so fancied the other extreme.

always got facial hair/beard of one form or another

I carry the whole look off like an absolute G so it’s all good.

 

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****eR

 

Haven’t cut my hair since shaving it all off about 6 months ago. Didn’t like the shaven look at all, have now grown fond of the Wurzle Gummidge/Doc from Back To The Future look. This never would have happened without lockdown, so it’s a rare ‘Covid Win’.

Now, where can I get a DeLorean?