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Match Day Thread Us versus a hammering. V Bournemouth match thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Sammy's Silky Skills, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    We will get obliterated 1-4.
    Heard it here first lads. We are **** and going down. I'm getting pissed up on Saturday to help numb the pain of having to go watch our ****.
     
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  2. JakartaToon

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    This is much more honest than Alberts efforts.
    Think we will win this one just to draw the pain out a bit longer. Now think we are going down. We have a much harder run in than all the other teams as half our games are away from home and Newcastle dont do away games.
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    If you are getting pissed dont forget its beers on Nev this weekend.
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    I'd much prefer you all use pint glasses!!
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    mmm! a pint of Southern comfort - that'll be interesting
     
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  6. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    You won at Bournemouth away. This is vital to give yourselves a lifeline otherwise you could be off to exotic places like Sheffield, Wolverhampton, Leeds and Brentford. If you, Villa and Sunderland go down the Championship will be full of high profile clubs. However I sense that either yourselves or Sunderland will escape and either Norwich or Bournemouth will drop. On the plus side, it is in your club's DNA to bounce back first time.
     
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  7. Seabass

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    The only problem with this is that they totally battered us for 90 mins and we got a jabby little goal from Perez.
     
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  8. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    Yes, a scruffy 1-0 win to draw out the pain.
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I would happily take a bunch of scruffy 1-0 wins and hope against hope that Ashley swings the axe anyway at the end of the season (it wont happen before then no matter what).
     
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  10. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Embrace the pain, lads

    Pity we are going down ..WITH ..Villa . I would have enjoyed their relegation.
    On the bright side ..Sunderland will likely be joining us. So its not all bad
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    and here's an omen for what it's worth

    the ref for Saturday is Paul Tierney - a league 1 ref, at best a championship ref --- wtf
    while the 4th official is Martin Atkinson (how do they get that)
    are they trying to tell us to get used to that standard of refereeing or what
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think we will win 2-1 in a nailbiting hanging on finish
     
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  13. LiamO

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    3-1 Bournemouth. They have picked up of late and are starting to look like a good footballing side. So the complete opposite of our shower of shyte team!!
     
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  14. Sunderpitt

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    You usually do well at home....We are not looking that good, especially with the sh1tstorm that Johnston brought down on us.
     
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  15. Q

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    This will be us bouncing back
    2-0 to the Toon.
     
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  16. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Well with Tufty's tactical know how Betty Swollocks the tea lady will replace Elliot in goal and we will play a 1 9 1 formation as defense is the best form of err umm .....**** better phone Tufty and get that quote again.........
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    Cant see anything but a bournemouth win
     
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  18. General Lee Speaking

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    If we win, we're down.
     
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  19. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Need to win by a few clear goals otherwise I don't think it will be enough come the end of the season. Really starting to worry about our goal difference, need to win all our home games by more than a goal at present.
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I think we'll win now. Over recent weeks they have been really impressive, great at maintaining possession and defensively solid, with a pacey, though raw, young striker.

    We'll control the game, score first, they'll equalise, we'll press and get a goal around 79 minutes. Then just about hold on.
     
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