Vaccine

7 , bloody hell I could make a comment but there maybe minors reading this

 

Nicked part 1 cos this site is ****e for posting stuff !

Ok, this is my understanding of the whole EU, Ireland, vaccine thing. Please correct me, add something if I’ve missed it but you have to use the analogy I’m using to help my simple mind-
New pizza restaurant opens-

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- Who wants

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?

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- Yep, please, pepperoni shed loads of it!!

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- Ok,

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, while I’m doing theirs, want anything?

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- Yes let us just..... hold! What we having?

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-Pepperoni

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- Plain cheese

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- Anchovies

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- mushroom

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- pineapple

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- Who the f invited Poland? We are not having pineapple you heathens!!

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- Well while you decide we’ll crack on with the UK order

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(Some hours later)

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- We too shall have pepperoni!

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- Great just dealing with the UK start yours ASAP! All ovens fired and were cracking on.

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- We have ordered!! You shall deliver to us NOW!

 

Pt2

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- Well, you can have a few but we really do have an obligation to get the

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theirs.

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- Fine, then we shall block the garden path to the

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. No more pizza for them until we get ours!!!!

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- Who left the side gate open?!

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Oh Please! why haven’t you shut your gate?

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- You said we could keep it open so we can still go and see next door and take them stuff. You said it was a good thing.

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- We said that to try and strong arm the UK into not leaving!!

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- But........

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- (Mutes

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) Its ok we have the key just lock it anyway.
Sinn Fein- I focken dare yous to touch our gate!!!!

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- We’ve talked to the

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and decided NOT to lock the gate. We shall wait for our

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and see if there is a calm rational way to speed up production

 

Just about sums it up

 

My younger sister (living in England), who has a ‘rare form of a rare cancer’ received her first jab today- the Pfizer vaccine - she is 62 next month.

 

Sending love and best wishes to Ms Taff, also on the wrong side of offas dyke

 

Thanks Bubbs. She has a clear cell cholangiocarcinoma on her liver. Such cancers have a bleak prognosis.
The tumour was the size of a grapefruit but has reduced somewhat with a new experimental drug from the US.

 

Great news for you and your family Taff ,onwards and upwards now