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Off Topic VALENTINES DAY

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Howden Tigress, Feb 13, 2018.

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  1. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Didn’t any of you surprise your lady friend with a pearl necklace?

    Birthdays, valentines... she always gets one. The best is at Christmas when she wakes up disoriented and I say “he’s been”.
     
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  2. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    It was a very nice one mind you
     
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  3. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    I am on the older part of your eqation and probably on the grumpy part as well, but I digress Tigress, my other half and I are just back from a short trip over to Bruges, ferry to and from Hull to Zebrugge and coach to Bruges. Whilst there it was lunch in an Italian restaurant complete with vino. A very full day in delightful Bruges and the ferry home, the attraction on board were the Jersey Boys and a marvelous trio of girl who would have made a great 3 Degrees tribute act. All in all a pleasant 3 days (nearly) away. Not as lavish as our last Valentine day trip a couple of years ago when on that occasion it was a bottle of champagne, in an ice bucket, and a box of Belgian chocolates all realy in your cabin. Give me time away, home or abroad, to football any day of the week, month, year, we have many friends who lament to us that they just wished that they had done like us, only for them its too late now.
     
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  4. Mr Hatem

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    Her solicitor is preparing the divorce papers.
     
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    But who will get custardy of the food mixer?
     
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  6. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    That's a trifle unfunny.
     
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    Robbie Fowler with a funny on Valentines day, well played!
     
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  8. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    "Hello Humberside Police? I would like to report a peeping tom in my area.
     
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  9. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Probably whisked away by Social Services.
     
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