As yours is a local shop you should have shouted for Tubbs and David Tattsyrup to come down from the attic! "We didn't burn him." The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
That's the ****s company twitter page. Unbelievable that on his he openly slate the people of Hull for jumping on the PL years and wants to take our money. I hope he goes with the Allams after giving them his £50 for a hotdog. He's a ****. https://twitter.com/SidingsL
Get him round to give you a quote just to waste his time. Start by asking him which team he supports and take it from there, the ****.
Noted Chazz. Some of my lads will be up your entrance in the next couple of days. They'll introduce themselves by saying they're working in the area and wonder if you're interested in getting your frontage tarted up. They'll have a buxom lass with them with the hooped earrings, the orange tan and the lucky heather who'll be happy to grease the sale through with her ample charms, should you be interested. They'll quickly be able to via some materials in your direction and have a crack team of spotty eighteen year old nomarks slapping congealed lumps of over-cured tarmac between pavement and porch within about three hours. They'll only be on your premises for about thirty minutes then you'll never see them or hear from us ever again. I'll PM you my bank sort code etc and if you'd be so good as to transfer a thousand pound deposit across, we'll be good to go. You know it makes sense.