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WAR! What is it good for?

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    25,000 women and kids ... the ICC ain't getting involved because 35,000 troops came off second best in a war ffs ... now talking about simpletons ... <doh>
     
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    You never did say the magic number where it goes from restraint to mass murder.

    It’s a population which is 50% kids including teenagers plodding about with machine guns. Just repeating “women and kids” endlessly is dumb. Mass murderers don’t tend to risk their own safety to tell their victims where they’re going to mass murder them.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    So they've got many more kids to spare? ... have a word with yourself ffs ... genocide is genocide ... and thank **** that throughout history there have been enough 'simpletons' around to call it out and oppose it ...
     
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    Genocide is genocide and they’re really really stringing it out slowly and picking off a lot of combatants along the way if that’s the case here. If only you got half as excited at the Palestinians Hamas has picked off in that time or for years before this cause got trendy.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Never had any time for Hamas or any other terrorist organisation, be it militia based or state ... but got plenty of time for a Palestinian homeland (which hasn't just become trendy - it's been a valid objective for anyone wanting a peaceful and lasting settlement since the 1960s) just as I have always had for a legal Israel ...
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Trying to decide whether Windy's username should be

    Israel the child murderers

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    Hamas give me a Hard on
     
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  7. Bwood_Ranger

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    Israel the Child Murderers is the name of my jazz band.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Great name.

    Do you do a cover of 'White phosphorus raining on my baby's head' ?
     
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    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It was on the album but never released as a single. We’re best known for our take on Alice Cooper’s ‘School’s Out’ and ‘Killing Me Softly With His Bomb’ in tribute to Biden.
     
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    Would have made a great single that.

    The B side could have had that great hit 'The dogs are feasting on my mangled granny's corpse'
     
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    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    She lived to 28. It was a good run.
     
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    She would have been survived by her 56 grand children but they are all crushed under a tower block
     
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  13. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Let’s not focus on the negatives. They died doing something they loved- generating bad PR for Israel.
     
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    Don't think Israel need any help with that mate lol. But yeah good effort all the same
     
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    It’s a shame we don’t control the media, global money supply and numerous powerful governments.
     
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    HamasFreedomFighters

    Free Palestine
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    That's easy ... a single child or non-combatant woman where it can readily be avoided is murder ...
     
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    If you lot put as much effort into peace with your neighbours as you do propping up the Illuminati, then we could all get along and bake cupcakes together instead of scraping the guts of innocent children off the pavements in Gaza.
     
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    It's a bit wordy, but how about:

    I'd like a big butch Jihadist to illegally occupy my arse
     
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  20. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    That’s a lovely idea, Foss. Never happened in the history of war I’d imagine but it’s a lovely thought for a Tuesday morning.
     
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