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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    First episode mate...quality! Charlie trying to talk everyone into changing the current tune the players walk out to which is dull and boring for something that is going to create more of an outdoor rave (Darude - Sandstorm), until some spooky little ****ing creep says it doesn't matter what you play Charlie till you change the PA system . A cracking segway into a scene a few minutes later (following the procurement of said new sound system) of Charlie on the pitch larging it up whilst the stadium announcer belts the new tune out....****ing quality. Love his after thought of heading off down the tunnel to see what it sounds like there and then into the dressing rooms...he really does think of everything!!
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    I like where he's on about making it a place nobody wants to go. It already is, not for football reasons like
     
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  3. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    When Charlie boy has a go at the Marketing staff........comedy gold.
     
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  4. Ben 10

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    That Irish lass just didn't give a ****
     
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  5. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    She wanted to tell him to **** off.
     
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    my fav bit was right at the end when the gypsy looking slapper was in tears saying "why is it never us celebrating "
     
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  7. cronemeister

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    Pretty sure she ****ed off from the club after that, she was packing a box into her car at the end of the episode where Charlie told her to shut up and get him the number within 5 minutes (stadium attendance) down at pitch side. Hope she walked cos I would've done the same like....horrible **** he is!
     
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    Aye she was hugging her colleagues in the car park. Charlie boy made it about him. To be fair, Stewart Donald comes across as a decent football loving bloke. Was in stitches when he was told that Will Grigg wasn't worth more than £1.4 million and ended up paying over 3. Oops.
     
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    FB42787A-E9D1-4C2A-90B1-EAB6CBFCE93E.jpeg
     
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  11. Welshie

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    he got one thing right, he is no financial expert.
     
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    words literally fail me
     
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    Pity they didn’t fail our Mackem friend.

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>


    Even better why not go for Gateshead or South Shields.

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    "Should get out of this league by spending next to nout"

    Erm
     
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    See the mackems have appointed Jack Rodwell's fatha as CEO...might be his brother like, **** knows !!
     
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    It’s the Mackems, so the most likely answer to that is “both”
     
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    Just heard that a Mackem has now written to the premier league. I stopped believing o after ‘written’...
     
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    Got to love our sponsors

     
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