We have to beat Liverpool

...in our first game of the season.

That is all.

 

Hopefully that won't be our only win next season, but I agree with the first bit!

 

Boruc saves Lambert's penalty attempt to ensure Saints win. The other Saints signing substituted early after a lackluster performance.

 

or after being clobbered by Vic in the first 5 minutes!

 

If we all close our eyes and wish really hard...

 

I usually refuse to go to away games where the tickets are a complete rip off. This ones an exception.

HES SAT ON THE BENCH HES SAT ON THE BENCHHH

 

No, no, no.... Lambert scores to put Liverpool one nil up, before we go on to win 2-1 with a late OG from Dejan Lovren. In between our two goals, Liverpool's new bearded signing is substituted having been brought on himself in the 60th minute, to replace Rickie who went off to a standing ovation with Liverpool leading one nil. The moment Rickie steps off the pitch and the Bearded Nobody enters the field, there is a 10 minute continued chant of "****er, ****er , ****er, ****er"

 

I'm going to steal that and add it to my other version of his song

 

I quite like the idea of replacing our first 11 with mercenary thugs. Yes we may end up forfeiting the game after half team are sent of after the first 20mins. But it will be worth it after most there players will be out of action for most of the season including Mr Southampton himself.

 

After all our new signings he wouldnt have got into our team either.

 

I'm willing to bet Adam starts....he would have to be seriously crap in training for Liverpool not to play an expensive signing against his old club. Rickie will probably only get a cameo at the end....I hope he will be confused by fans singing 'Southampton's Goal Machine.'

I always quite liked Liverpool....feeling they were nearest to what we aspired to. Can't hate them now...because of SRL. Please, please let Rickie have some CL time.

 

Haha. That's the first time i've managed a smile since reading those cretinous quotes from Adam!

 

We won't win. I hope we steal a late draw.

If Lallana scores... I will be pissed.

 

Dusan Tadic looks like the real deal, great left foot, vision and awareness around the 18 yard box.

Will do nicely for £10m.

Adam who?

 

it will on the tellybox for sure

 

Yep for sure.

 

Thier no20 tries to go past Vic who promtly flattens him leaving thier no20 lying on the floor whinging like a little bitch, I can see it so clearly

Banners with the Southampton fans read
THANKYOU RICKIE
****YOU LALLANA

 

Aspiring to be a team that has won the league 18 times and 8 (?) European trophies is one hell of an aspiration. Shall we just start with a lower achiever - Man City, for example?

 

The reaction from you guys reminds me of the Swansea fans a couple of years ago when we took Rodgers and Allen off their hands

#nooffenceintended

 

Go steal a sense of humour.