Today 4 Jul Few showers 14°C High 5°C Overnight A few showers, clearing to fine this afternoon. Southerlies, turning northerly this afternoon. Issued: 1:57pm 4 Jul Tomorrow 5 Jul Partly cloudy 10°C High 6°C Overnight Fine spells, chance shower. Southerlies. Issued: 11:10am 4 Jul Thursday 6 Jul Partly cloudy 10°C High 6°C Overnight Cloudy periods. Southeasterlies. Issued: 11:10am 4 Jul Friday 7 Jul Showers 11°C High 6°C Overnight Cloudy periods, a few showers clearing. Southeasterlies. Issued: 10:59am 4 Jul Saturday 8 Jul Partly cloudy 12°C High 7°C Overnight Cloudy periods, evening showers possible. Light winds. Issued: 10:59am 4 Jul Sunday 9 Jul Showers 12°C High 7°C Overnight Showers and southerlies developing. Issued: 10:59am 4 Jul Monday 10 Jul Showers 11°C High 7°C Overnight Showers with little wind. Issued: 10:05am 4 Jul Tuesday 11 Jul Showers 11°C High 6°C Overnight Showers. Westerlies. Issued: 10:05am 4 Jul Wednesday 12 Jul Showers 11°C High 6°C Overnight Showers with southwesterlies. Issued: 10:05am 4 Jul Thursday 13 Jul Showers 10°C High 6°C Overnight Showers with southwesterlies. Issued: 10:05am 4 Jul
Got the flu - check. Loss of voice - check. Everything smells like Sh!t - check. Cold night - check. Didley doing squat! - check.
In bed sick. Got bored playing with myself so now lm about to play, Dutch ovens! Oh ...... think the weather is ok outside. Now where was l..... oh yes, a farting record here we come!
