Yep, it is the weekend, what are you all doing? Tuna the big poof seemingly has news for us this weekend. Maybe she is actually venturing outside or something mental.
What's the big news T? I've got today off, going to the dentist later and missus is coming round to make me lunch. Few drinks tonight but a quiet one planned, got sunburnt to **** last weekend in Brighton and it seems like a spider has laid eggs in my ankle, it's swollen to ****. Luckily I have ****loads of weed
Holiday Monday for all the weegies so get it up ye! I'm working it though for extra dosh as I'm away on holiday next Friday
Her cow of a sister is still staying so severely limited in the shagging front unless she ****s off out somewhere to get her smelly hole filled with diseased cock. Declan playing futsal on Sunday so that's about it I think.
Same mate.... Off today, went to the docs, I'm not married so no 'missus' to make me lunch. Planned on a piss up on strong lager and a pizza tonight instead, where i will then smoke dope and more dope until i'm off my head, followed by another slice of pizza. Need to pick up a suntan this weekend, went to Glasgow last week where i picked up crabs from some bird called Tina, feels like my cock is swollen to **** now. Oh and did i say, luckily have loads of dope ♠ before going back to the IT call centre job...oops i mean biscuit factory on Monday.