Match Day Thread West Ham United vs Southampton 31/03/2018 3:00PM KO

I'd have probably broken another bloody phone by then if I make it

 

WhatsApp is so last year...Telegram is where it is at now

 

I don't know what Telegram is

 

Don't do Facebook either - feeling quite smug now.

 

A message is typed out on strips of paper, stuck onto a sheet of paper and delivered poste haste by special delivery.

 

Okay walked into that one

 

Typed?

 

I like how the camera had a close up of Shane when they were doing shooting practice, I guess it was so the cameraman did not have to follow the ball as it ballooned over the bar

 

Getting nervous already. Said previously, need to keep it tight & hopefully WH 0 at HT. That will give us a fighting chance. WH will know how important it is not to lose, so hoping that will help us. Please don’t lose Saints. Going up to Essex Sunday to see my better half’s family. They’re all WH! Will it be or or ???

 

is it match day yet?

 

Looks like Hughes is teaching us how to do 1-2s on the edge of the box.
Hopefully a sign that we will be getting numbers forward

 

you know the BBC headline 'Saints apply to join Women's championship" .... is that if we lose to West Ham on Saturday?

 

To be fair I only do Facebook as my daughter and grandchildren are 4500 miles away.

 

Kumb reporting Collins & Lanzini injured or not likely to start. Collins is the sort of guy who could galvanise them but always has a potential howler in him, so I can view either way. Lanzini on form would be a worry but hopefully if he does only start from the bench, we'll be in control by then & we can allow their "12th man" to get us over the line!

 

Deleted Facebook over the weekend. Tough to do it properly but in a month or so they should have none of my data left.

Vin

 

I don't use FB, but signed up for a specific reason (can't remember what, but probably Saints related). No point unless like number7 you wish to keep in touch. I scarcely know anyone on FB so has never come up as an issue.

 

I thought that....and was immediately ashamed.

 

An old girlfriend set me up facebook about 9 years ago as she wanted to have that "in a relationship with" thing on there I barely used it and would get people pissed off with me for not responding to them on there. They would actually text me to say "why the **** haven't you replied to me on Facebook" or something similar. I would say well you've got my number just call me or text me.

Ended up deleting it as I didn't really use it and it caused more trouble for me than what I got out of it. That was about 6 years ago so doubt they have any of my info left, has meant that I miss out on hearing about things and people are constantly pissed off with me asking stuff about what is going on socially at weekends. Also means my manager at football has to text me about whether I'm playing at the weekend and tactics etc which is ****ing annoying as he LOVES chatting about it and I really don't. But overall I think I'm better off without it.

I did need to create a dummy account for Tinder though.

 

West Ham will hopefully be without Lanzini, their fans don’t think he’ll recover in time.

 

It's going to be 10 men of West Ham and Arnautovic isolated up front, vs no attacking quality 11 men Southampton. I'm going for 0-0 and some people to accept that it's a point closer to safety and others to think we've royally messed up one of our best chances to get 3 points judging by our run-in.

Austin off the bench to prove he's not injury-prone when in fact he's just spent 3 months out injured.