What day of the week is it thread

Just got my latest letter from the government telling me not to go out for anything for the next 12 weeks not see family or friends, **** me I'm gonna be a hedgehog and hibernate .my daughter is gonna be extra busy going shopping now .just making my list 48 bottles of rum 6 cases of beer oh and get some food as well

 

Just reading the BBC Sport site about what happens next if the average points per game method is used in the Premier Arsenal would go above Spurs, Sheff Utd go above Wolves. I quote The biggest difference would be in league where Wycombe would leap from 8th into third & potentially a promotion place if the play-offs are scrapped WOW

 

There will be uproar if they do that

 

But greeny would be happy

 

I would be chuffed as a badger Ron. We wouldn't have to play you next season................bound to have been a Tuesday and the pubs shut at around 11pm. I do like a pint after a game.

 

I got my letter last week from my GP. Don't go out and all that. That's the same day he fecked up my prescription and made me go out twice to try to sort it out that I wouldn't have had to and a third time is imminent. I'm not holding my breath that it will be sorted then either. This is the medical practice that doesn't answer a phone or respond to emails. Funnier still is that one of the pills I get is for blood pressure. With all the agro I now need a double dose.

I do have wine and a crate of beer though.

 

& I was looking forward to a trip down there last time I went we won 3-1

 

Why are the Chinese useless at cricket?

 

Because they eat all the bat's

 

Where is the matchday thread?

 

We have a virtual Grand National today so why aren't we having virtual football matches?

 

I've decided to have a virtual day tomorrow. I intend to do virtually feck all and drink virtually all of my wine and beer.

 

Today i'll be in the garden reading my book followed by watching the DVD of our promotion to League 1 in 2018 while drinking local cider and Somerset cider brandy as chasers, hic!

 

Sorry I missed doing the virtual match thread but here is my virtual match report
Chairboys v Millers postponed

 

Hope everyone is well today and enjoying the nice weather

 

At least that is the bonus been out on the push bike for an hour this morning, great time to cycle with very cars aiming at you

 

I was but I've had to come in to cool down 25degrees in our courtyard and it seems like I have a touch of sunstroke

 

Had a lovely day bbq in the garden and a couple of sherbets