What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Off to Five Guys with my middle 'un.

That's me forty quid out of pocket!

 

expensive burgers that.

 

I'm having a stew type off thing.

Fried off 6 sausages, onions and mushrooms. Hoyed in some peppers Along with worcester sauce, garlic powder, sea salt and loads off black pepper,

Then added 4 rashers,

Made 2 pints of beef gravy added that, then plonked 3 slices off black pudding in.. Tin of peas and carrots.

It's all simmering.

Done a mash to go with it.

 

FFS...your heart is going to explode one of these days

 

Iwon't eat it all tonight ffs, just most of it

forgot to say, when nearly ready i'll add an oxo cube or 2

 

Learned a valuable lesson last night.

Decided to have my left over chinkys, i cooked the night before. As it was nice (i usually ditch what i don;t eat)

Looked in the fridge,

Oh onion bhajis, i'll have a couple of them, they're ok.

Then i spotted them, morrocan falafels things.

**** me comms going all international tonight.

All done, eating, enjoying it, but then.

time to try the morrocans falafels thingy's, they are meatballs right? can't be bad.

Holy mother off mary took it up the arse the whore.


WTF?

Dry as ****, and full off ****ing chick peas etc. Utter ****ing ****.

So i are half a one, the other 2 1/2 went in the bin, along with the other 6 unused ones.

**** you Morocco, and take your filthy dry food with you.

May you all rot in hell, Allah Akbar.

 

If I do KFC. I go for the cardboard wrapping. Far more tasty and nutritious and surprisingly not greasy.

 

Next time, try re-cooking them (moderate oven) in a spicy tomato based sauce. Faggot stylie

#wastrel

 

Next time

Like that **** is ever getting into my home again.

 

I agree and have tried then a few times, they are terrible.

 

Banana pancakes are the ****!

Ate about 18 of them last night. With sugar. Lemon and sliced banana.

http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/8999/simple-banana-pancakes.aspx

 

Ironically you won’t **** for a week.

 

I don't **** everyday anyways.

People who **** everyday are obviously full of ****.

 

Something hoyed together.

 

That’s the smallest jacket I’ve ever seen.

 

It was!

Anything bigger would have been too much.

 

'Jerk seasoning' sounds highly dodgy

 

And eaten in front of the laptop, we could be related.