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What would you do if your sister bought these footballers home?

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  1. Samuel L Ameobi

    Samuel L Ameobi Active Member

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    Say you have a sister, maybe you do already. Of legal tender, maybe you do already. You sit down for a family meal in anticipation of her arrival, as shes bringing her new boyfriend to dine and you wish to grill the poor sod.

    However... one of these walks in, what do you do?

    Balotelli - I'd book a holiday that covers bonfire night, taking my sister with me.
    Tiote - Avert my eyes to prevent making potentially fatal eye contact all night.
    Cabaye - Continually "accidently" dropping my cutlery to "inspect" under the table
    Ranger - 999
    Obertan - Book an immediate eye examination for her.
    Barton - Quiz him on fine art and philiosophy. And Morrissey.
    Coloccini - Offer wife as sacrifice in exchange for blow drying tips.
    Carroll - Fit sister with boxing head guard.
    Rooney - Give my little bro a few quid to pop down the newsagents and get a colouring in book.
    Perch - <yikes>
     
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  2. NufcBano

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    3 way.
     
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  3. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    What about managers? If Pardew was brought home I would ask him to give us a smile.
     
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  4. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    i'd be more worried if bramble turned up on the doorstep asking for her
     
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    I would just be surprised that he asked.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <applause><laugh>
     
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    Balotelli - Buy some fire extinguishers off ebay.
    Tiote - Hide in the toilet until he's gone.
    Cabaye - Tell him to bugger off, he'd steal my entire family's hearts.
    Ranger - Call the insane asylum.
    Obertan - take her to the opticians.
    Barton - Punch him repeatedly. And hack his twitter account.
    Coloccini - Steal his hair, and use it to grant me magical powers.
    Carroll - Give kenny Dalglish a call, try and sell my sister for 50 million.
    Rooney - Buy him a gameboy, that should occupy him.
    Perch - Call a doctor, she must be really unwell.
     
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    Obertan - Call the FBI
     
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    If she brought Obertan home I'd probably get caught in orbit of his inhuman head.
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    If it was Woodgate id have 999 on speed dial just incase
     
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    <laugh> These responses are brilliant!
     
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    I would kill them all, apart from Tiote, Cabaye and Coloccini. But it ain't ever going to happen.
     
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    Rooney - Call the local zoo, there's a gorilla on the loose.
    Cabaye - Call heaven, we found their missing angel.
    Tiote - Call the A Team
    Perch - Call her a stupid bitch
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Definitely gay.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    He doesn't ask, he takes. Even when she say's no.
     
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  20. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Shane Ferguson. Id ask for ID
     
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