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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Beanz Meanz Fartz!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 7, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    don't fart near a barbie or you will beat Linford Christie's record
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 8, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Woops is King…....
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 9, 2023
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    Cheers Didley. going now.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 9, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    What….. to the toilet?
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 11, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    How dare you, Didley ! I had a major dump only yesterday :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 11, 2023
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    Here and gone.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 11, 2023
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  8. San Diego

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    He's not here
     
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    San Diego, Mar 11, 2023
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    He could be there
     
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    San Diego, Mar 11, 2023
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    I'm not here
     
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    San Diego, Mar 11, 2023
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    I could be there also
     
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    San Diego, Mar 11, 2023
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    9 out of 10 twats prefer it
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 11, 2023
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    He’s having a dump.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 12, 2023
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    I'll have you know that my rectal movements are nothing to do with you, Didley :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 14, 2023
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    Just here......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 14, 2023
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    Just gone now.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 14, 2023
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    Woops bog roll is crap, its that thin your fingers keep popping through poooooo
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 14, 2023
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    Don't you lick your fingers clean after you have been?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 15, 2023
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    There was movement at the station,
    the word has got around.
    Woops was on the thunder dome,
    the crowd had gone aground.
    The train lumbered in,
    Woops thundered out, Where’s my bog roll, to the Station Master?
    The train left without any passengers onboard…… so to did, Woops!

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    Didley Squat, Mar 15, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    glad you don't have copyright , already swiped it and posted but no takers even at 10 cents
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 15, 2023
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