please log in to view this image Championship....no not there Div1.....nope nothing Div 2 basement, Ah there you are.......................................................................................................... please log in to view this image Strongest team in the league.
I'd rather be in the basement league then sat on a gay telescope contraption with grey hair gay shoes and ankle swingers!
Also, why is he using a telescope to look up into the stars for a basement? Although I take your point. Still, you'd need a proctologist to look for Southampton.
Lapras, I think he is in Fishers Pond (the deep end hopefully), with a large telescope stuck up his arse..........
Fishbourne is just west of Chichester Lapras. Famous for the Roman Palace and some of the finest mosaics you will see in this country.
So go and see them (I did years ago) and then resolve never to see another mosaic ever again. If you've seen one, you've seen them all.