Nor do I - they're lovely cooked in paprika sauce and fetucine. Don't use Pancetta with it though as that's not really Kosher.
I don't mind them, but if they are to blame for me sweating more from my left armpit, then I am PLO all the way!
I suspect your problem is a medical one, and I also suspect it's serious. I wouldn't worry about your left pit, that seems to be sweating away nicely the way nature intended. But trouble lurks beneath the surface of your unsweated pit. Think of all the rancid infections and vicious sores waiting to break free, festering away without the healthy process of perspiration to ease the pressure. There must be volcanoes of pus waiting to erupt under there. I expect when that lot blows, you'll lose your arm and most of the right side of your face. Good luck.