Why The Uber Beel Over Bill Struth?

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  1. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    As far as I read, he didn't turn a blind eye to bhoy-bummin'?

    There was no dry spunk stains on his watch...
     
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    When do they ever give credit where credits due?...

    Even getting to the uefa cup final was constantly put down all the way.
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    maybe he took it off <whistle>
     
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  4. Clunge Beater

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    Joke's watch was certainly covered in man juice.

    Torbo was beelin
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    Must have been washed clean after his fishing trip
     
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  6. Big Audio Dynamite

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    so you do make an ass of yerself on a regular basis?,well done.enjoy yer hangover!...tit.
     
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  7. RebelBhoy

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    Benjamin, when you commit suicide how many months do you think it will be before anyone notices?
     
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  8. RebelBhoy

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    No point in leaving a note. No **** is gonna read it.
     
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  9. RebelBhoy

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    It will be in your bedsit. Nothing grandiose like jumping off a bridge or diving in front of a train. It will be a quiet affair.

    In your flat. Alone.... Just as you lived your life.
     
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  10. RebelBhoy

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    The funeral will be a small affair.

    The coffin will of course be on wheels. You dont have six people who give enough of a **** to carry your decomposed corpse.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    [video=youtube;GR6GqcPd60U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6GqcPd60U[/video]
     
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  12. RebelBhoy

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    My money is on the postman after 7 months<ok>

    A close second would be the neighbours complaining about the smell after about 15 months.

    Who knows, it might even make the news. Society will ask itself the tough questions about how it could allow itself to ignore the pathetic, weak members of society....but they'll get over it fairly quickly.
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    see to be fair, I quite like the struth jibes, they make me smile. mad eddie did a good tag about speedos that made me chuckle.
     
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  14. RebelBhoy

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    With any luck the wee man is away to do the deed right now<ok>
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He's too busy tipping tinkers.
     
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  16. RebelBhoy

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    I translated that to mean someone threw him a quid as he vomited in the gutter.

    Legend in his own lunchtime is oor Pele
     
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  17. Null

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    Murder... a pretty serious crime!
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    Murder is such an ugly word.
     
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  19. Clunge Beater

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    Not really, as I love relaying the info to make sure that naughty boys get whacked <ok>
     
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  20. Null

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    Homicide? Sounds a but gay!
     
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