I'll be totally honest as well then. I don't trust you to meet your end of the bet if you were to lose. Seen you squirm out of it too often.
About you coming to the Earl? Hell yeah. You won't come.You're too afraid to reveal your true identity. Never gonna happen.
At no point have I considered becoming a part of this ridiculous bet, despite being a dry bedded cult member. Clarifications: I actually think we'll draw. Could easily get beat - these awful ****s are a massive bogey team and we have the ability to lose to anyone (as do most in the PL). I've only really stumbled across all of this rambling this morning - had a lot of other **** going on in life so not been keeping up with forum banter. Where is The Earl?
You are probably one of the flappiest, so I suppose you have some qualification to judge... Even if it's often risible faux flap