Good work captain. The ordinary paople can go about their day, completely onlivious to these dangers, because of your selfless heroics.
Ah, that's good. Would be a big opportunity to cheat at these games otherwise. Not that you would obviously....
Yes. Sorry, yes, that's right, yes that's what we are supposed to say, no , i mean, no we can't read pm's. No definitely, we can't.
Can't speak at all. Not and make any sense. Addicted to I'rn Bru that's your problem matey. If you want to be Scottish get a real kilt and put your wife's skirts away and stop muttering "och aye".
Yes, yes, and Albert wants to be Bungle from Rainbow, with a special hole cut out at the back of his costume for easy bum access, but we can't all get what we want.