Yet Another False Flag ...

You weigh 25% more than me

 

You lie 25% more than me ...

No ting tong , in England the number eight is represented by the figure 3...

 

I am 13 stn 3 never been 14 or higher .
Given that I'm a short arse at 5'9" you would need to be over 7 and a half foot to average out that extra 3 stn 2 you have on me fatso .
Bald or Chinky chonk Mrs or not you can't argue with 100% factoids.
And you have been hitting the gym since Christmas.
How's that working for you ?.

 

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself ... Say it enough times and you believe it.

13 stone

 

Pud's secret sexy pic of his Mrs that he ****s over at work.

 

I'm 12 10

 

aye , over that pizza image <phoawr>

 

I would munch a veggie pizza that big in one go right now...

 

I appreciate his humour... yours too

Please continue. ..

 

Has your cheese stash finished ?

 

Confucious say

Between Pud and Simons family, who has the most chins?

 

I have no food again....

Might have to go dance for money outside the Tesco Express, or wait for them to throw today's sandwiches out

 

The size of that Pizza.

 

Freegan
You can get a big box of Cheerios in co op for about £160 half price & a 4 pint of milk for £1.

 

I could have you killed for £161...wholegrain or multi grain?

 

Got milk

Can't live off cereal though, tried that before, makes you really ill...

Debating whether to go out and see peeps or just sleep, I'm living a wild life at the mo...

How's life outside the capital?

 

I have some Heineken and about 80 Marlboro gold..
Did some gardening today for the old man in the sunshine and working in a Cider factory Thursday moving **** about on a forklift again.