Zidane resigns as Real Madrid manageri

Apparently Real fans want Klopp as their new gaffer according to a poll done by a Spanish news outlet.

Will Real deliver what the fans want?

 

That would open the door for Brendan Rodgers to return to Scousehampton and try to finish the job (of securing long-term mediocrity).

 

If Klopp goes to Real, so will Mo Salah.

You heard it here, first.

 

If Poch goes to Real, so will Kane and Ericksen..

You may not have heard it here first ... but it's hardly rocket science ... is it?

 

Spurs Butthurt^^^

 

Ericksen yes but Kane, really?

 

I've had Bambi rattled for the past 24 hours solid, Bruv!

In that time, he's earned himself two of Pixie's rimming vouchers. He's jumped in twice to save Pixie, by arguing points for Arsenal when there was absolutely no need for him to jump in with his size 52 clown shoes.

 

None of Eriksen, Alli, Son, Vertonghen, Dier, Davinson, Trippier, or Kane will be leaving.

There's probably going to be a special offer on Sissoko and Llorente, though.

 

Eriksen is going nowhere so there’s nothing to see here. Hmm

 

You forgot Alderweireld, Who will be leaving Spurs this summer.

 

You wouldn't have me rattled if you had 24 years to attempt it Quentin ... your existence on this forum is defined by Piskie and Arsenal and Ginger and Chelsea with a small shout out to the BBC's Gossip Column ... when it comes down to footballing debate you are about as much use as a bicycle to a fish

 

Boom! ... Quentin gets Matth-nuked again