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  1. Tobes

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    I've seen the women down there, no wonder you mount sheep <ok>

    You can **** off now <ok>
     
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  2. LIBERTARIAN

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    So, you don't want to know why we shag sheep, then.
    Haven't got the stomach for it, eh ? <laugh>
     
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    Thought it was simply because the cows and pigs don't wear stockings and lipstick down there.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  4. LIBERTARIAN

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    Nice try. That could be the reason why so many Scousers are attracted to holiday in North Wales, though. <laugh>

    Where's toblerone gone ?
    Probably checking his freezer to see if he still has those lamb chops that he nicked from Asda. :biggrin:
     
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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    The sheep are reputedly better looking than Welsh women, so why not.<whistle>
     
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  6. LIBERTARIAN

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    You need to change your script writer.
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Sep 18, 2017
  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    You need to start dating real women.
     
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  8. LIBERTARIAN

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    Now how would you know what a "real woman " is ? <laugh>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Probably one that doesn't share the same surname and doesn't take on the entire local egg chasers XV on a Saturday night in the Valleys.
     
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    Ask your Mrs.:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  11. LIBERTARIAN

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    Still don't want to know why we shag sheep then ?
     
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    Go on then Taff give us your no doubt weary punchline, it's obvious you're itching to....
     
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  13. LIBERTARIAN

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    She's out of your reach, but keep dreaming.
     
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  14. LIBERTARIAN

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    No " weary punchline". I leave those to cretins like you.

    What makes you think I'm a "Taff" ?
     
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    Because they can't call the police?
     
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    He's bangin on about Scouse thieves and taking the hump about sheepshagging.<laugh>
     
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    The floor is yours humour us with your witty banter Taff
     
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    Which part of " what makes you think I'm a Taff " don't you understand ?
     
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  19. LIBERTARIAN

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    Sheep don't have "humps". <laugh>
     
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    ^^^rattled

    Don't get shirty because you've come on the wum and you're getting humped like your Mrs at the Eisteddfod
     
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