Scotland: ripe for independence

The alcoholic twat lives in Lanarkshire which is the absolute ****hole of Scotchland. He thinks oil will save the Central ****ebelt of Scotchland when fossil fuels are on their way out thanks to the Scottish Nazi Party. He's either utterly thick or a ****ing simpleton. I'd go for the latter as he is a Hun. Not a real Hun but a comedy tribute act Hun.

 

Nigel seems strangely perturbed about Scotland serving divorce papers.

 

Personally I think most people in England would be delighted to see the back of us. And that includes the inordinate amount of Scottish born people that live and work in England.

Never mind though, in an Independent Scotchland everything will be free

 

Then why do they whine so much about Scottish independence?

 

I'm more pro than anti independence in principle, it's just amusing to watch the rabid types attempting to conflate Westminster with England.

 

The politicians do but not your ordinary people. Most of them want us to **** off because all WE do is whinge like ****.

 

To be fair, I've always had good times up in scotchland, and met some great scotch people. It's the likes of kranky and the fat old scotch gammon in Westminster giving them a bad name.

 

It seems reasonable for us all to reach a mutually agreeable understanding then.
Englahnistan can be granted its independence, god willing.

 

You're spot on.

 

The old hillbilly heroin. Not the Louis Theroux doc was it?

 

You just described what’s left of the Royal Navy after 11 years of Tory austerity

 

Louis Theroux is a ****ing prick.

 

He speaks very highly of you


...you belligerent piss stained fossil

 

No it was a fairly new HBO one, cops were wearing masks,2 parter about 3 hours all in,shocking stuff tbh and no surprise Giuliani and Trump make an appearance.

 

Did I ever mention that I bumped into him at Moscow International Airport in 1953?

He was quite charming actually.

 

"Utterly thick OR a ****ing simpleton", surely they are the same?

 

Is there a youtube clip of that dyke lass in your avatar getting a tune out of that odd looking instrument she's trying to play?

 

I beg your pardon, young man?

 

Granted old chap.

 

Haha I knew that would be your answer or something similar.