Scotland: ripe for independence

Aye, it's one of the pitfalls of having predictable text turned on.

No vid of your dyke playing tunes then.

 

You best leave the thinking to cùnts that aren't completely riddled with syphilis ya manky creature.

 

Both are Drew tbf

 

Even I can't argue with that.

 

What were you doing in Moscow in 1953? Are you James Bond?

 

Considering it was 12 years before I was born, I've nae idea

I am full of **** and I make no bones about it.

 

Pussy galore by all accounts.

 

Chance would be a fine thing, buddy.

 

indeed.

 

She was gorgeous back in the day.

My favourite though was always Jane Seymour, absolutely beautiful she was. I'd probably still pork her today, if she's still alive that is.

 

Hark at Mr Picky. No need to discriminate, you should still love every inch of her, from the hair on her head, to the tag on her toe.

 

I didn't want to appear too controversial

 

How the **** did they get away with that, even in the 1960s?

 

I'm glad they did.

 

Of course. But The Rolling Stones couldn't get away with singing Let's Spend the Night Together, while a character in a movie gets called Mrs Slippery Shag-Fanny or whatever. Strange.

 

Often wondered about that and did they use the term "Pussy" in those days in that manner? @Gambol to confirm

 

I know

And then in the 70's there was Holly Goodhead ffs!!

 

Good question. I don't know.

@EasterRoad1980 to confirm.

 

**** you ya ****ing dork.

 

Are you 55? ****ing hell lad I thought you were 15