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The Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jul 13, 2019.

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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Take the piss all you like, I'm telling you exactly how it is.

    Laugh at the funny little man with the tattoos singing the songs!

    He would snap you in two, mate.
     
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  2. Hoddle is a god

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    You complete twat.
     
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  3. Chief

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    <laugh>

    Sure mate.
     
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  4. Hoddle is a god

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    Yeah, I am.
     
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  5. Treble

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    the fck have I just read? <yikes>

    There are. no. words.

    <rofl>
     
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  6. Stan

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    @HRH Custard VC Daz will fight you if you’re still looking for a man to wrestle with in a car park.
     
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  7. Chief

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    We should probably end this conversation now, given how utterly petrified I am.
     
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

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    Back on topic, I've knocked back two bottles of lidl's finest **** wine every night for the last five nights. How long before my liver explodes?
     
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    Right about when Bruce signs the contract mate.
     
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    Depends.

    Red or White?
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    White mostly. I usually get a bottle of red and one of white when I cba to wait for the white to chill in the freezer.
     
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    Not sure why that would make my liver explode? Care to enlighten me?
     
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    I wondered if it may make you drink a few extra bottles rather sharpish?
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

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    Nah, two is usually my limit. I've always liked a drink. I'm absolutely certain it will be the death of me. But hey, I'm fifty now, I've probably got another 20 at most.
    I took my right eye out last November with a piece of wire. **** it, I think I'm gonna drink myself to death. Not a bad way to go.
     
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    Well I hope not mate.

    But fwiw life can be a bitch and none of us know what the fck's going to happen to us in the next year let alone 20... or then again it could be 40. Either way, all the best mate.
     
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    Hiag thinks you're supposed to post on this thread when you're 'drunk'

    Lol
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jul 15, 2019
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  17. Commachio

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    think i may head down to dorset soon, when @Sweats. is going. Will all of Dorsets 3 hardmen be there to help Daz the man?
     
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    Commachio, Jul 15, 2019
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    Oh aye, Daz, Danny Baker and the 3 hardmen will all be there doing the doorstep challenge at whichever dive they're playing at.
     
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  19. Hoddle is a god

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    Whether you are petrified or not isn't the point.

    You're giving it large making insults and derogatory comments about someone who absolutely won't take any ****. I'm sorry that your macho image of yourself cannot handle that simple truth, but it is the truth.
     
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  20. Hoddle is a god

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    <doh>
     
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